Happy Mothers Day

Out of the mouths of babes. I love it!

WHY GOD MADE MOMS

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.


How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.


What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.


Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

1. We're related.

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.


What kind of a little girl was your mom?

1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

3. They say she used to be nice.


What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?

3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?


Why did your mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot..

2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.


Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.

2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.


What's the difference between moms and dads?

1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work..

2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.

4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.


What does your mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time.

2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.


What would it take to make your mom perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.


If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.

2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.

3 I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

MFT Peeps girl video

MFT Favorite Peeps girl

This liitle girl is a Pure Innocence stamp from My Favorite Things. The fence is also a die from MFT. The branch is from Impression Obsession, and the grass and butterfly punches are from Martha Stewart. This card may look familiar. I made a card similiar to this one for Easter. I was waiting for the branch die to come in the mail. Once it arrived, I knew I wanted to play with this card again. There are so many variations you could make with this stamp. Just cut the little peep and add something else.   tfl....dianne

To cardchick's world

I was on the Going Buggy blog and saw that you won one of her giveaways. I thought I would post that here in case you didn't know that you won. Scoot on over to that blog and pick up your prize! Congratulations!

Daisy cards

These two daisy cards were made with a Whippersnapper stamp. I used Flower Soft for the center of the daisy with Stickles on the flower petals, and the bees wings. On the second card I used Glossy Accents on the bees wings and Copic colored the flower center. I also used Stickles, and Candi.  I was going to get this posted at the beginning of the week, but, I had chemo on Tuesday, so my week sort of went by without me!  tfl....d

Daisy cards video

Baby boy whale card video

This card is for my sweet friend Holly. She recently became a gramma for the first time. She has a sweet little grandson. This whale stamp is a stamp that I purchased at Hobby Lobby. I love this cute stamp. I looked at it everytime I went, and finally decided that if I didn't buy it, it would be gone and I would be online looking everywhere for it. I'm speaking from experience here! Thanks for stopping by my blog......d

Baby Boy

A little baby boy card for my sweet friend. She just became a gramma for the 1st time. There's nothing like a grandbaby! I'm going to try and make a video of this card. I think my old camera will do videos, but I'm not sure of the quality yet. It seems like forever since I've made a video. I have my fingers crossed that it will work! tfl.....d

My Flip is fried

My Flip video camera got fried, so I have to buy another camera. In the meantime I will post a pic of a project. The lattice fence die and the Pure Innocence girl (My Favorite Peeps) are from My Favorite Things. The grass is a Martha border punch. I wanted to add a branch with leaves coming in from the left side and put the sentiment on the inside, but the die didn't arrive yet. tfl......d

Valentine mailbox

This mailbox, box, and heart puzzle is from the Cricut Artiste cartridge. This cartridge is packed full of wonderful cuts. I love this cartridge! I put the puzzle pieces in the little box, and then put the box in the mailbox. tfl....d